It was my Uncle George who discovered alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

P.g. Wodehouse
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More Quotes By P.g. Wodehouse
  1. The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.
  2. Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
  3. He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.
  4. He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.
  5. It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
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